shereks life…

Hey,

One morning, Shrek woke up feeling strange. His feet were squishy and his head felt too light. Then Donkey started screaming: “SHREK! YOU’RE A MUSHROOM!” Shrek looked down. His green skin was still there but rounder. His body had become a thick white stem and his head a brown cap with white spots. Shrek said, “Donkey, if this is one of your jokes…” Donkey laughed, “No joke! You’re a fun-guy now! Get it? FUN-guy?” Shrek tried to roar but only a tiny puff of spores came out. Fiona walked in, took one look, and said, “I told you not to eat the mystery stew from that little wizard.” Shrek squeaked, “I was hungry!” His voice had become high-pitched. Dragon flew by, sniffed, and almost ate him like a salad. Suddenly the wizard appeared, laughing. “Oops! Wrong potion. That was the ‘turn-into-a-mushroom-if-you-snore-too-loud’ spell.” Shrek glared and said, “I don’t snore.” Fiona, Donkey, and Dragon all said at once: “Yes you do.” The wizard snapped his fingers and POP — Shrek was back to normal. He stomped into his swamp, grabbed a giant fork, and declared: “From now on, no more vegetables. Only waffles!” And he never snored again. Well, he snored. But at least he never turned into a mushroom again.